Happy Harperversary
What happens when you don’t vote
On January 23, 2007 Stephen Harper’s Conservative
government celebrated its first year in “power,†bray-
ing the night away at some real barnburners, no doubt.
But lurking behind all the jubilation was something
Steve just couldn’t shake, something he won’t be able to
shake until another federal election is called; because
truth be told, the conservative hold on parliament is
tremulous, limp at best. Not that Harper’s iron grip has
gone soft, no the one thing we can be sure of is that the
man leading the regressive-conservatives is of the steel
dick variety. What I mean is now that the Liberals have
decided which middle-aged, white, French guy is gonna
lead their party to another victory and dozens of awk-
wardly phrased press conferences, its only a matter of
time before Harper is back in Alberta sodomising cattle
(for the record, who doesn’t love Alberta Beef?).
In light of his probable departure, I thought it might
be nice to revisit the accomplishments of the last year
and remember the many steps forward this country has
taken since we decided to punish the Liberals for pick-
ing Paul Martin.
- Harper tells the world media Israel took a “measuredâ€
approach when it inflicted a remarkable amount of vio-
lence on the Lebanese, an attack which prompted hu-
man rights groups the world over to call for a timely
resolution. Thus further highlighting the gaffe the PM
made when he delayed aid to Canadians stuck in Leba-
non during the Israeli-Lebanese conflict
- Proving that whole Lebanese thing wasn’t just an un-
lucky flash in the pan, Harper goes on to publicly de-
clare his desire for Canada to stop being such a pussy
and start developing more of a military presence in the
world; his wet dreams involve combat practice before
each session in Parliament.
- Perhaps finally waking up to the reality of a bad sound
bite, the PM places the tightest restrictions on the Ot-
tawa press gallery since its inception. Often times even
refusing to appear before the press for questions, his
muzzle extends to his MPs, whom he places on the
shortest of leashes.
- Speaking of his MPs, Harper shows how much he be-
lieves in transparency by making it painfully clear that
his lone female talking head, the stupefying Rona Am-
brose, is little more than a well-manicured marionette.
Also, has anyone even seen the token ethnic guy?
So we know what this guy loves, power, control and
violence, but what does Stephen hate?
- He hates gays. He also hates women. Maybe, probably
in that order. Gay people and women people, especially
if they are the same thing.
- How much does he hate these things? Despite an
overwhelmingly ambivalent public, whose measured
response is “Who cares?†the PM insists on pushing
his anti-gay marriage beliefs all the way to the House
of Commons. Surprisingly (to him) it was not a conten-
tious issue for anyone else and the rest of the govern-
ment told him to move on. Some feel his obsession with
hating gay people probably means he’s gay.
- Still reeling from that whole thing, Harper takes his
remaining rage out on women, poor people and the
slow. Even with a budget surplus he slashes funding to
federal programs that advocate for women, literacy and
social housing. When that wasn’t enough he dropped
equality from the Status of Women Canada because he
feels (as Bloc Quebecois MP Maria Mourani put it) that
“systemic discrimination [against women] doesn’t exist.â€
The irony is lost on him.
And all that fun from a guy who regularly attends an
evangelical church and once wrote a letter to the On-
tario Federation of Indian Friendship Centres congratu-
lating them on their independence from Britain? Awe-
some. But at least now you know what happens when
people don’t vote.
Gölök
Not much of a case of “Hating Gays,” nice joke about the Chik on Chick double standard. Love the cattle thing, I always thought there was reason they went mad. I bet they don’t even get to talk after or cum.
Oddly enough my mother and contracter saw that sort of thing, and only the farmer seemed to approve in that part of Canada, or Alberta.
Anyway so he doesn’t approve of the XX XX and YX YX marriage? Oooh so hateful or is simple biology I wouldn’t say this about they guy before him and I am an agry former Blue Pager and anti-Tory (yeah in Van East last time I narrowly supported the Tory because she was Philipeana-Catholic not likely yo lynch me as the Limey Davies. But seriously it was by slim margin and no Libertarian not even as an Independent. That out of the way as Libertarian I am I can not support something that basic science in Biology and Physics is wrong regardless (granted my faith as well but this is inmaterial, the Science made sense of it) by enabling nor would I tolerate a persecution, is that hateful? Maybe you’d say so. I don’t trust him although I’d figure a Tory would have went as far as the Queen for veto of Gay Marriage bill instead his Government used the Crown to make Mozart spin in his grave for a native ass kissing. Still no 5%. More reasons why there is no need and should be no funding to arts and business institutions especially centrally. Holt Renfrew is another (a rich mans big block store). Back to the fruit salad toss, why is it that state officials can celebrate anyone’s religious sacrament for them dating back to the Zarathustran faith. Stop the justice of the piece, why do gays want such convention for a mating free life. Why can’t we fight for equality for the single person. No tax benefits or marriage bennefits period from the state.
Leftists bring this queer shit up more, I want them to pay off there debt tomorow or the city should impound and sell all of the Pride Society crap.
They had enough time, I wouldn’t get away with it, 10 cents left on the bill and Rogers Wireless is up anyone elses ass, so to speak.
Nowhere in Canada is there real independence that is silly, certaily. Benedict Arnold America. Those federal things should be stopped, and be provincial including local taxes. Oh and is this a Maoist Church? I know he and Tories in general tend to be of that Robert Novak school of Blue Suit Maoism. Tempered with a little monarchy. But why bitch he just goes to Evangelical Churches (no comfort to my unsaved ass) but Val Anderson and Tim Stevenson a Federal NDPer and few others are Reverends and sitting in office, do you approve of this?
Best,
Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday
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Oh: A little note on E-Democrasy, Perpetual or Direct, whatever; if UPS can’t swipe my card and get it to work and Scotia has trouble with thier computer updating a book, why vote that way?
- Feb 7, 05:55 AM